The Water Reviews

In Phoenix this summer, Aleisha and I tried all different kinds of sparkling water. And then we rated them on a scale of 1 to 5.

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Perrier – Peach

Aleisha: “The shape of the can is cool. It burns a little, lots of carbonation. I love the light peach flavor.” 4 stars

Javen: “Its aroma is nice, very peachy. But it doesn’t have a lot of flavor. Peach is faint. A sip is good – a whole can and I’m pretty tired of it. 3 stars

Dasani – Meyer Lemon

Aleisha: “Feels like drinking very carbonated, salty water. Artificial tasting. Nice, hold-able can shape” 3 stars

Javen: “Lots of flavor, very lemon. The 35 mg of sodium is very present, it’s a little salty, but I don’t hate that. It pairs nicely with the citrus tones.” 3.5 stars

Spindrift – Blackberry

Aleisha: “10 calories for water?! The thought of ‘real fruit’ is cool – the blackberry is sour.” 1 star

Javen: “The blackberry has almost no aroma, but it tastes rancid, too sour for the small amount of flavor.” 2 stars

Bubbly – Strawberry

Aleisha: “Smells just like a strawberry when you crack it open. Refreshing, could be stronger flavor.” 4 stars

Javen: “I don’t love strawberry drinks, but this is good. It’s light and fresh.” 3.5 stars

La Croix – Grapefruit

Aleisha: “Well-carbonated. The flavor is not very strong. Mild grapefruit. Little artificial.” 3.5 stars

Javen: “Super-refreshing. Perfect amount of tangy and smooth.” 4 stars

Bubly – Lemon

Aleisha: “The can design is fun. Candy, artificial lemon.” 4 stars

Javen: “Very crisp. Punch, artificial lemon flavor.” 3.5 stars

La Croix – Tangerine

This one is simply amazing. It is the best. Top two at least. – Javen

Published by javenbear

Javen Bear is 25 years old and lives with his beautiful wife Aleisha in Phoenix, Arizona. He's a graduate student in a mental health counseling program at Grand Canyon University where he also works as an admissions representative. Javen’s super-power, if he had one, would be the ability to press pause on the world and catch up on reading. He enjoys talking walks with his wife, playing guitar, and always uses Oxford commas.

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